★ MEMBERS ONLY ★

~*~ Dues-paying executives only. No artists. No exceptions. No really. ~*~

RESTRICTED ACCESS

Hint: it is the same password it has been since 1987. If you do not know it, you are not a member, and we would gently ask that you stop trying.

Access to the quarterly newsletter (currently 12 years behind schedule).
A laminated card you can show to nobody in particular.
One (1) reserved seat at the annual luncheon, which has not been held since 2003.
The ability to forward this URL to a colleague who will also not get in.
The quiet, unshakable feeling of belonging to a group that is no longer relevant.

NOT A MEMBER? CONTACT DALE. HE WILL NOT RESPOND.

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